Well, you know what?

Fuck you, messed up sleep patterns!

I mean, I would say "insomnia," but the fact of it is that I don't have insomnia. I have Delayed Sleep Onset, and I completely messed up my sleep schedule by staying at the Krajnak's Christmas party 'till 1 AM yesterday and sleeping in until 10:40 AM.

As such, I went to bed at around 8:30 PM and probably slept for a few of hours. 'Cause I know it was around 2 AM when I saw what time it was and couldn't stand it anymore.

So, today I'm going to remain awake until it's 9 PM, then I go to bed.

But the thing that sucks about this arrangement is that absolutely nothing is on TV this early in the morning. Just a bunch of crappy paid programming about various, sometimes non-nonsensical house supplies, finances, and losing weight.

Thus, here I am. On my brother's laptop. Writing a blog entry. In my Mickey Mouse PJs. Snuggled up in a purple, butterfly blanket. Drinking Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper. At 4:30 in the freaking morning.

Giggle and snort if you like at my misfortune, because I agree that there's plenty of humor to this. It just really, really bites ass at the moment.

I'm going to see if I have any written creativity.

Oh, Merry Christmas Eve, everybody.