A request

So, I'm here with Arielle and I just showed her the amazingly crappy and disturbing Richard Horvitz chatspeak fangirl poem I wrote back in August. She has requested that I write one with chatspeak about Christmas. I am happy to oblige.

an xmas poem
bi acey m
12/28/2007

i sit heer @ teh xmas trei
cryin undur it's borkin lites
cuz i no
how mcuh dis xmas suxed

i gut evryting i wnated
n moar
but taht dindt stahp
teh holedei hororz

todei i put en mai 2nd disk
Of the Super Amazing Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Season 1 Set
adn 2 mai despleezur
eet was blenk leik an intrenit trolls haed

nd tuhs i set
loanly n sed
sense nobdoy cna eez
mai turmentid sole

End.

True story, actually. As I sat here, NOT CRYING, the only holiday tragedy I could think of was the fact that my second disc of my Billy & Mandy set has nothing written on it. Which is totally lame and full of EPIC FAIL.

By the way, apparently I passed Arielle's test with flying colors. 8D She wouldn't "stahp" giggling as I wrote it.

I should start teaching classes--and charge massive amounts of cash--to people who want to learn my super fantastic skillz. Or I could just keep them to myself and let the art belong solely to me. Muwahahaha!