Sunday, March 16, 2008

The "Joys" of Cleaning Out the Vegetable Drawer With...

...My dad.

Simplified scenario for you:

Me: EWEWEW! The bag is freakin' leaking! Toss it, TOSS IT! *is going to puke*
Him: Well, the liquids just on the outside of the bag, the stuff inside isn't the thing leaking...It looks like cilantro or something.
Me: It's friggin' contaminated! Throw. It. OUT!

In addition to this, my dad really needs to learn that even if we bought the veggies a couple of weeks ago, most vegetables go bad within that time-frame.

Lord help me if I ever manage to exercise the stupidity to marry a guy who'll get in these same situations with me.

...That shouldn't become an issue, though. I am definitely not going to marry someone who can hardly cook for himself.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Ask your mom if we should throw this out."

"Dad, half of it's melted and it's a vegetable; vegetables aren't supposed to melt."

*Dad reluctantly throws out the bag of filth*