...I'm a horrible sinner destined for Hell.

So the "wyfe" said something. This to be exact:

ConfusedMeNot (8:27:56 PM): you know what would be really interesting to read? a poem written completely in chatspeak.

ConfusedMeNot (8:27:58 PM): not yet.

Tsumirechan (8:28:12 PM): ...I'LL DO IT

Tsumirechan (8:28:18 PM): As long as it can be a fangirly one

Tsumirechan (8:28:26 PM): About Richard Horvitz

ConfusedMeNot (8:28:35 PM): go ahead :D;

Tsumirechan (8:28:33 PM): YES

And so I did.

I hope Richard will never see this. It may scar him for life.

Richard, if you do read this...I want to let you know that I love you in a totally not physical way and this was written for humorous purposes only.

A Fangirly Poem
Written by Acey M
8/22/2007

omg
culd i eva expres
mai undieing luv 4 u

ricahrd horvetz
teh naem eez soorly shweet
leik lemmon-ade no a hawt sumar dei

i thnik abut u
alweiz n 4eva
i wesh we cuold git maryed
n hvae 12 kidz

im sory abut this
taht teh ropez r so tite
btu ni mai hert
i no u no
i do eet uot fo luv